Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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