Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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