How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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