I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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