found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
even my farts smell like vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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