Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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