Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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