So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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