sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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