I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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