So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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