I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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