hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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