my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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