I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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