so explain again why im purple
no
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You took a bar mat shot.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
