she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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