Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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