Porn is love you can see.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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