I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
