i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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