The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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