Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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