batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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