What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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