He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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