No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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