Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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