don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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