why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
They took my balls.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Drake has all the answers
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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