Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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