Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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