If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
there is puke in my bra ... again
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