Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i've created a new STD.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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