Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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