I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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