the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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