WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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