I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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