Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Randomize
