The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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