New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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