just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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