I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
