We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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