I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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