There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me