That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.