Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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