i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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