Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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