just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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