My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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