Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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